Journal of Mutiny

Journal of Mutiny is an amusing little book that can be found when looting pirates or crates on Pirate Islands.

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Journal of Mutany

Entry 1

The captain said that this journal would be a good idea. Got too many thoughts on my mind, and better I place them safely on a page than let them into the wild, says he. The pigwollop. Ha! Yes. I just badmouthed the captain. Here in the safety of this book. Here where my words will find the escape they desire. It is a glorious day.

Entry 2

I don't know what the captain expects us to find here. We've been going from island to island for days, and have nothing to show for it save for a few logs. The pigwollop.

Entry 3

Saw a white deer yesterday. Swear I did. The captain says I'm full of pete. It ain't the case. I saw it I did. Out of the corner of my eye behind some brush. I saw white then it was gone.

Entry 4

Captain almost read my journal. I left it on the ground next to the campfire while I went for a stroll. On my way back, I saw him eyballing it with his big pigwollop eye. I think make a decoy tomorrow and see if I can catch him in the act.

Entry 5

Made a decoy journal and left it where he could find it. Found it he did. Eyeball it hard he did. I know he wanted to read it. I could see his cogs a-turnin'. He didn't though. Maybe he is afraid of what he will find Yes! The captain is afraid of my thoughts. He is afraid I am smarter than he is. I am. I always have been. I should have been captain. I should be captain. I will be captain. The pigwollop.

Entry 6

Today was a depressing day. I made my attack at the captain. It was a good attack too. He just laughed at me as my attack bounced off. He knew about my plan and had donned his metal under his tunic wher eI couldn't see it. I don't know how he knew about my plan. I have kept this journal safe. He couldn't have known. He couldn't have read it. Could he? Here I sit. Alone on this beach watching the sails of my home sink below the horizon as I write.

Now they are gone.

Speculation

 * Entry 4 says the Captain has a Big Pigwollop Eye. This could be Captain Bulgeye, one of the four named Captains.

Trivia

 * Entry 1:5 says "Captian" (incorrectly spelled) instead of "Captain" (correctly spelled.) Not to mention that the word is "Mutiny".  Although maybe the pirate is supposed to be a bad speller.