A Pirate And His Bootie

 is a common book found on dead pirates.

Source

 * Pirates

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In pirate land there was a man

Named Sir Gregor Fussy Pants

He wailed and toiled when he awoke

Only to find his bootie broke

How could he a Captain's man

Plunder and pillager the richest lands

With no affection round his toes

With no protection from his foes

Sir Gregor was no common folk

So he set out to fix what broke

He searched the islands high and low

For a tailor named Henry Fro

Henry was a man of feet

Building shoes so he could eat

He built the boots at beck and call

He built the strongest of them all

When Gregor came to Henry Fro

He knew he'd found his long lost hope

He looked at him with tearful eyes

Then down to where his booties lie

With one quick glance Henry knew

Why Sir gregor had come so soon

He took a hammer and some tools

He grabbed some leather and a stool

So oft to work went Henry Fro

On the boot for Gregor's toes

He finished quickly as he could

As Sir Gregor knew he would

And now with pride Sir Gregor rose

With brand new fervor and brand new hope

He thanked Henry for all he'd done

And set back out towards the ocean sun

And so is the story of Gregor's boot

And the tale of his new loot

With every struggle and every strife

Comes new adventures and new life