Pirate Petey's Journal

 is a rare book in Salt. It can be found on dead pirates.

Source

 * Pirate

Author

 * Petey

Text
Pirate Petey's Journal

Petey knows. Oh yes, Petey knows. Petey knows what Captain thinks Petey don't know. Petey knows that Captain keeps a secret chest of muffins hidden in his quarters. Captain try to fool other crew into thinkin he has no more rations. But Petey smells the muffins on Captain's breath! Petey sees the crumbs in Captain's beard. Captain thinks he's smart but Petey is smarter! Petey is planning on taking the muffins for himself. Oh the delicious muffins shall be Peteys. The vengeance shall be Peteys!